Electrical Barbed Wire.

So i guess I'm just a normal apple...not sure if I'm right on top but probably somewhere around the middle of the tree...but see, I actually do have a problem [other than the fact I am now a delicious red fruit], I am covered in electrical barbed wire so no longer is it the risk of getting hurt while picking me off the tree but now it is a knowledge that they will get hurt...I mean electrical barbed wire, doi! so I guess what I'm saying is...who would actually sit up there in the tree contemplating to pick an apple covered in barbed wire or waiting for an electrician to come by and take it off when there are all these lovely apples around them that aren't covered in electrical barbed wire? That's my question. Oh yeah "Happy" Valentine's Day people.