Siphon

So...

Plan A: The Moving House
Live in a car because we're too poor to own a house in the Lower Mainland. Your mom gets to live in the trunk,andthe kids get the back seat. Since I'm sick all the time, you'll drive me to the hospital in our house because you don't knowhow to take care of me....or make real food...Speaking of food, where are we gonna eat??? On the hood of the car? :/
OH. andwe'll be too poor to afford gas so...we'll have to siphon gas from neighbours....or just other people..since we won't live in a neighbourhood. oh my.

Plan B: An Actual House
So incase we actually have the poor luck to actual have a house....we're getting a hot tub. But only for the pre-child stage because if we have a kid, we'll probably be too busy to enjoy the hot tub...Also,we get no satellite or cable or whatever...but we'll just have like..some sort of device to watch les films on. Or we could have a mini theatre with a projector and stuff...heheheh.