So hey, I don't have a diary anymore, kinda gave that up a loooooong time ago so i guess this will just have to do. most of it you probs won't understand anyways so i'm not too freaked about puttin' this lump of my brain into the internet so here goes.....
I am trying my hardest not to fall out of the hot air ballon here. wanna know why? it's cuz i know that there is absolutely no way a trampoline shall magically appear beneath me. even if i did fall out, i'd probs jus' have to get up myself 'cause no one will be there to help me up. well....not NO ONE, more like no one I really truly want. && even if they were there, they'd probs jus' stand around lookin' awkward and out of place having nothing to say only having things to type.
So let's say for curiousity's sake I did happen to fall out of my precious hot air balloon in the sky and there's no trampoline. so instead of falling on the trampoline, i get to land in a pile of bs. nice. of course The Oyster Man and Miss Quinceanera are there to tell me how horrid i smell while helpin' their crap-covered friend up but whatever happened to Mr.Magical Champignon? Oh yeah, he's busy pretending to be wallpaper.
and while i'm sitting there lookin' like my cat had just died, Lady Smiles-A-Helluva-Lot asks me if i wanna have a quote-on-quote "Heart Talk" and now instead of thinking about what I was thinking about before, I'm thinking "wtf is a "Heart Talk" "
.....thinking back now, i'm wondering why tf did I not go ahead and have a freakin' "Heart Talk"???
Oh right.
I was waiting for the invisible trampoline.
Next time, I'll bring a parachute because I know there will be a next time. and hopefully I'll land next to the bs, not in.
&&& if I have to read another 'sorry' so help me, I will
tell you that it's okay and that I forgive you
because I do.
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Umm.....excuse me...yes, you the one holding a substantial amount of my figurative heart in the palm of your freakin' hand. If you're feelin' a lil clumsy today, mind putting it in a box or something? or keepin' it somewhere safe? 'Cause I don't got a whole lot of those lying around.
thanks. i appreciate it. ^_^
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"Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth"
--- 1 John 3:18
That goes for all o' y'all.
um.........Fascinating, but I think you should lay off of whatever you've been smoking....
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